i'm angry at everyone today. yes, even you.. 

someone pls say something so i don do anything stupid. cuz i already half decide to do it. a trigger would either make me do it or stop it. and no, the word trigger doesnt mean a gun is involved.

if u say,  'i fucking hate...' , i say , 'old man' .

yeah, that's it.

i shit around 11am everyday. my ever so accurate  biological clock. but i jz shat(?) / shitted(?) / shit(?) / crapped again jz a while ago. that means it's my second time. weird.

Ever heard of the name Muhammad Bulshid? I know.. who in the world names the kid Muhammad Bulshed? it was my first time hearing it as well and i cant resist from blogging about it. i mean, how can i not blog about it? it's good stuff, u know?!!!

imagine this :
SCENE 1
Muhammad Bulshid is in a class one breezy morning and the teacher jz entered.
Everyone : *rises* Good morning, teacher!
Teacher : Alright, everyone can sit down. I'm taking the attendance now. raise your hand when i call u. Muhammad Amir!
Amir : *raises his hand* here, teacher!
Teacher : Muhammad bulshid! *trying hard to keep face straight but face is as red as apple*

SCENE 2
Muhammad Bulshid is at home and his mom needs help.
Mom : Shid! Shid kat mane? mak nak suruh tolong sikit.
Bulshid : *comes out from the toilet* Shid kat sini. Baru siap berak.


SCENE 3
Muhammad Bulshid is playing football at the field with his friends. His friend, Ah Chong was just about to score a goal but missed it.
Ah Chong : Shit lah! A bit more can win edy.
Bulshid was nearby.
Bulshid : Wat? I was busy blocking the guy just now.


wtf right? haha..
ok,fine. the scenes were better in my head. i dont know why i cant write funny stuff.
i'm trying though.
if u think i'm very inconsiderate, blame Bulshid's parents. his parents were either too busy to bother what they name their kid or they are jokers. i think they are jz jokers. it's a much nicer thought. kan?
Guess what's Bulshid's sister's name? Nurul Shihol.

haha.. nah, im jz joking. Bulshid's my brother's classmate and he told me he never talked to Bulshid before. i asked why and he said , "I don't know how to call him."

-the end-
Im done crapping. literally.
not bad. 2 posts in a week.

woot! im back.. for now. cuz i've got some stuff that i think i should tell. random stuff.

here goes :

i think ppl shouldn't drink fresh fruit juice so much. it's a waste of good fruits cuz not all the flesh is used up. 

eat the fruit itself = more input.

i think little boys should have rough voice. not too rough. jz nice. so that when they go through puberty, they'll have nice rough voice too = i like.

i think my tummy has it's own alarm system. muahaha.. it makes me vomit when im too hungry or too full = i'm cool 

alright. im done. wonder who still comes here. haha... 

p/s : im still proud with my last post. animals/insects shouldn't be ignored when they die. 

bye!

this little dead thing nearly cost me my day. im calling it a thing cuz im still not sure what it is. i thought it was a cheetah. and that thought made me really happy.

see? looks like a baby cheetah.

i even parked my car at the road side to see if its real. i was amused and i had to make sure it was not a soft toy some kid accidently threw out of the window.

but when i went back and show my mom, she told me its just some wild cat. "very common in the jungle lah", she said. 

i was so excited n happy.

nearly dead fly upclose

they're dead too

smashed up face cat

why this pics? fuck you. i'm emo.

im trapped in this room so lonely and im missing everything n everyone that i love and cant bring along. i cant find my thumb drive too. thats y im emo. 

going back to the hostel tomorrow. and this is the common phrase i heard from my reluctant frens. "huhu, im going back to the shit hole tomorrow. so sad.."

here's a summary of what i did for the whole month

1.  vacation in cameron
   
2. dl-ed many many albums and movies
3. started a blog
4. spent time with the bf
5. skyped all night
6. blasted quite a lot of money on movies
7. slept and woke up late
8. went to the siblings school
9. cooked. my stew soup n fried rice is suprisingly delicious
10. played counter strike n frets on fire(try this game)
11. made A new friend
12. planned for our movie competition

and here's a summary of what i should have done

1. study like i mean it
2. shopping
3. dl more movies
4. go to penang

basically i'm pretty contented with my holiday and wont change it for anything. this will be the last post for quite a long time but i hope not. my hostel has very bad internet connection. haih.

see you guys!